Thanks to the amazing talents of Belinda Wirne we have the beginnings of a poem with a good, old-fashioned, white Aussie theme.

If you fancy yourself as a bit of a poet, email us the next few verses -- if we like it we will add it on.

It was somewhere up near Ipswich
full of drought and floods and scrub
that they formed an institution
called the Abo Hater's Club

The President, was Pauline
a most amazing chick
Who served chicko rolls and burgers
Guaranteed to make you sick