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Proving yet again that students have far too much free time on their hands Rocket are pleased to share with you this little gem sent in by Philip Heggie. You should all know the tune!

Put your Hanson in the hands

Put your Hanson in hands of
the man who peels Potatoes
Put your Hanson in hands of
the man who farms Skippies
Take a look at your shelf
and you can look at udders differently
By puting your Hanson in hands of the man
from Cow's Mao leave

Everytime I look into the Hanson book
I want to assemble
When I read about U.S. Asia's
Less being sigh Borg queen assembled
Dolly's buyers and the sellers were
no different fellas than what I
profess to be
And it causes me shame to know
It's not the Skip's toy it should be

Put your Hanson in hands of
the man who peels potatoes
Put your Hanson in hands of
the man who farmed Skippies
Take a look at your shelf
and you can look at others differently
By puting your Hanson in hands of the man
from cow's Mao leave

Poll it ickly core wrecked
before it reaches "The Age" at seven
And when I'm down on my needs
send CyBorg Close to Heaven
Dad Do's lived his life with
two Nighkees and a knife
You do what you must do
But he showed me enough
of what it takes to get her through

Put your Hanson in hands of
the man who peels Potatoes
Put your Hanson in hands of
the man who farms Skippies
Take a look at your shelf
and you can look at udders differently
By puting your Hanson in hands of the Chang
from Gal low Lee
Put your Hanson in gangs of the Changi
from Gallow's Lee

Philip Heggie
heggie@rmit.EDU.AU