It was somewhere up near Ipswich
full of drought and floods and scrub
that they formed an institution
called the Abo Hater's Club

The President, was Pauline
a most amazing chick
Who served chicko rolls and burgers
Guaranteed to make you sick

Though she shouted for "Equality!"
She said "Stop the Asian Flood!"
And she whined about the "Abos"
Saying "They suck the nation's blood!"

Her book "The Truth" was snickered at;
For like her, it was tactless
Her tales of cyborg lesbian Asians
Ruling Oz were factless.

On television interviews
She proved she had no brain
She whined to "Are you racist Pauline?"
Her answer: "Please Explain?"

And so all around Australia
Went this errant little smarty
Setting up "Appaulin' Hanson's
New No Asians Party".

"No Asians" members came from white Mid-upper social classes:
Some were racist, some were violent
Most were certified dumb asses.

At the meetings of "No Asians"
They would ponder how to clout
The Abos and the Asians
Whom they wanted kept right out.

.Ah Fortune, fickle Fortune
That allowed this gang to rise;
It changed its path like blowing wind
And gave them a surprise.

For One Day Pauline's picture
Was shown for all to see
Cross-dressed in army uniform
Her Hitler fantasy!

Her racism was silenced
No more she harmed Australia
Her plans for world-white domination
Crushed to total failure!