have to be joking that Jeff's son Angus is good looking..
He woud be more at home modeliing bridles and horse accessories,
becuase he looks like a horses head...
But that doesnt surprise me being a Kennett, considering his parents
just love the limelight.
His mum is no chop, prostituting from one corporation to another
corporation be it either BMW or the Geelong football club, and
his Dad well what can I say...
All his mates that he helped when he was premier, especially uncle
Lloyd williams givinh him the Crown Casino.....
I wonder if I can get a guernsey on Uncle Lloyd's golf course,
but then again I aint Jeff's kids...
The Kennetts are a true model for prostituting themselves to get
to the next level......
And as for Jeff suggesting Gus(horses head) should try modelling,
I have a guess it was more so his mother.
He started at the Melbourne Fashion festival a couple of years
Well who happens to be the major sponsor for MFW.
YOU GUESSED IT...... BMW...... What a coincidence....
Good luck to him, as surely the Kennets genes have well and truly
can't understand how Jeff Kennett got into power? Anyone remember
the Labor years of the 80's? The Tri-continental disaster? Pyramid
building society? The PEOPLE voted Jeff and the Libs in on a land
slide, because he represented the leadership Victorian's wanted.
People complain that he sold off our assets. He wouldn't have
had to if his predecesors had allowed them to become bloated and
un-competitive Nationally and internationally. In fact, if it
weren't for Labor's appalling handling of
Supply, Jeff wouldn't have been needed.
god we needed him.
Victoria as the most liveable city? Definetly.
Victoria on the move? Yes, up until September 18, 1999
Victoria the place to be? Once, not now.
If only everywhere
could be Jeff-ed, I'd happily move to be under his
Jeff was the
best thing that even happened to Victoria, and indeed, Australian
politics as a whole. Victorians were too concered with what they
perceived as Jeff's arrogance - i call it true leadership. Doing
what you know is right, despite the consequences. I moved out
of Victoria, and Australia, when we lost Jeff. The day he wins
the Prime Ministership, i'll move home. Until then...
For Jeff loved
Victoria so much that he gave himself, so that everyone who believes
in him may have eternal wealth. Jeff 3:16
I bet Jeff
is pissed off, that he will not get his bronzed statue at 1 Treasury
Place, and that John Cain was in power for longer than him.
On a serious
note it will take years of hard work to undo the damage Jeff has
done to our state. eg Privatised Power & Gas. The mind set of
investing in the population rather than running up big surpluses.
the conscience the greater the leader or so it would seem. Even
Hitler would have been impressed with Jeff's ability to sleep
Everytime I think of you I get a raging hard-on. You are my bottomless
jar of Viagra. God bless you Jeff. yours erotically Mr Liberal
voter with a great hair style.
I just want to say that I have been On Your Side since I learned
that there is or was an "Anti- Kennett web Site!" What crap! We
Kennetts gotta stick together and if I could find their URL again
I would complain sourly.
Best to you,
Frank S. Kennett Wisconsin!
you take that painting! You of all people should know that Victoria
will need every asset it has left when the Liberals come back
to power and have to hold another fire sale to pay for the Labour
party's stupidity. Unions rising, Dockland's in confusion, Federation
square fumbled, Labour, we missed you! AL
Bashers, where are you now?
having suffered for way too long under Cain and Kirner, has a
Labor government yet again. And yet again we have unions holding
us to ransom, crippling us with strikes that even the union leaders
say would never have happened while Kennett was in power. And
you said it was Jeff's power that made him intolerable. And power
really is an issue now we have endured the hottest week in February
without the electricity to keep us cool, to keep our kids, our
elderly and infirm comfortable, to keep industry functioning,
to keep small businesses active enough to pay wages and superannuation
and workcover and rent and, and, and...
But the unions
say they never would have hurt us like this while Jeff was in
charge. And all Thwaites could say when confronted by this statement
of fact was that, because of that Federal (Liberal) tyrant Peter
Reith, the Victorian (Labor) Government does not have the power
to intervene on our behalf. The fact that Jeff would never have
hidden behind such a ridiculous interpretation of Industrial Relations
laws and protocol is irrelevant. It's a funny thing to learn in
retrospect: that the man everyone loved to hate was the one man
commanding the respect of even the toughest unions as this state's
negotiator and champion of the people. With a little help from
the ever-biased media, however, the voters are steered away from
such reflections on what we have lost by putting our collective
future in the hands of Kirner's protégé and helpmate. Indeed we
are left with the bittersweet sensation of empathy for our state's
political figurehead. At the end of the day, Steve Bracks was
powerless, just like us!
And so, in
unity, we all suffered this week, and so many among us will suffer
for many months to come from the long-term ramifications of lost
trade, lost income and lost confidence. But you won't be blaming
Bracks and his government. They're on our side, it's just that
they don't have the power to fix things the way Jeff did. If all
those pro-Labor journalists have anything to do with it, Bracks
will be remembered only for getting the air-conditioners back
on again, not for throwing his hands in the air and crying about
Federal policies while we sweated through the hottest part of
the hottest days and strained to see our growing mounds of work
in half-lit rooms. And of course he'll be honoured as the man
who uncovered that terrible scandal (a secret kept hidden even
from him, the Premier!) about a fair amount of the electricity
saved during our restricted usage being sold on to another state
- instead of being condemned as the fool who didn't do his homework
and realise that such information was at his disposal all along
as a matter of political/state utilities protocol.
I can only
hope that, once Bracks' reign is over, there will still be some
of us left in this state (I certainly know a lot of Victorians
who were ready to pack up and move interstate or overseas the
moment the Labor was voted in) to remember the Golden Days of
Victoria and rebuild the prosperity and international respect
that nasty old Jeff had put in place for sweet and humble Steve
to demolish. Maybe, just maybe, Napthine will come through in
time and charm the media into showing people like you how tragic
a position we are all in now we have a government that only knows
how to govern a state into bankruptcy.
At least with
Jeff, brazen, powerful, intimidating, we were a state "on the
move". We were progressing at such a rapid rate that other states
were in awe. Now we have come to this grinding halt. Investors
are reconsidering their investments, building projects are being
abandoned, jobs are being lost - even the state educators, who
saw Labor as their shining beacon in times of change and apparent
darkness through Jeff's reign, are biting their lips in horror
as it is quietly revealed on page 6 or 7 of last week's newspapers
that $50million is being cut from this portfolio.
Like turning off the air-con at one o'clock on a 38-degree day
and waiting for the heat to seep into our workplaces and wrap
itself around our limbs, while watching Bracksy's yawning grin
night after night on the news (how does he actually have time
to do anything other than hold press conferences and stick his
face in front of the journalists' cameras?!) we are watching our
beautiful state being slowly engulfed by apathy and dragged to
its knees. For those who care to listen, the sound behind his
hesitant, unsure, somewhat glib words is no longer the crisp march
of progress but the dull chug and throb of engines shutting down.
I do feel
bad criticising him like this, for, having met him on many occasions,
I can honestly say that Steve Bracks is a lovely man. But he is
not a politician. I want Victoria up and running again the way
it was this time last year, when we had so many reasons to be
proud of our state - the best state in Australia, with a professional,
confident, forward-thinking state government that had the rest
of the country green with envy. I'm not a Bracks Basher, just
a hard-working Victorian who would really like to think that the
future of this state is in the hands of someone who, rather than
being likeable as "one of the boys", can actually take on the
responsibility with which he has been entrusted and - without
the Labor-loving media constantly coming to his rescue - show
himself to be a leader who can make all the right things happen.
I hate most
art due to it's inherently egalitarian republican nature, but
I know what I like... and I would like to install the Elgin Marbles
in the guest bathroom of my 2 bedroom brick veneer bungalow in
Emu Plains. They will go very nicely with the newly installed
Can you assist?
Sorry 60 minutes,
you just lost this long time household of 60 minutes fans. As
far as we are concerned if you want Jeff then you loose us. Bring
on Sea Change! We were so appalled when we heard the news we nearly
choked. God help channel nine if they have sunk this low!
X 60 Minutes
i cant say
i ever agreed very much with Jeffs politics (im a blue collar
worker, that should explain it all) but in general i liked jeffs
personality (still do, its probably the reason people voted him
in many times) now after a career in politics is over, i think
jeff is doing a very noble thing indeed, the PARTHENON marbles
are wanted by their owners! the hellenic people...!
good on you
JEFF and HOORAY for channel 9!!!
I think you
have done a wonderful job on the Elgin marbles. You have highlighted
the harm the marauding Britishers have done during their hey day.
I wish you could do a similar story about the Kohinoor diamonds
which adorn the crown of the monarchy and restore them to India.
And we miss you Jeff. I am convinced you would make a better PM.
We all know you are primeministerial material. Don't disappoint
is a better place to see the backs of politicians such as Jeff
K.He has sold the State of Victoria for a song and only made the
fat cats fatter.
We can only
pray that what we are getting is better but it can't be much fuckin'
worse! 150 years in Victoria
has their day and kennet you got yours all these born to rule
dorks who write in to support you didnt have a relative die on
a hosptal bed or live in the bush or lose their house to lude
williams or pay millions in tolls on a no where road or see all
our assets go overseas or see workers rights crushed - i think
we were living in germany in 1937 - thank god its over hail bracks
piss off felicity you yuppie bitch
Jeff, I will
miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't go.
What you have
done for Victoria in these past few years is unprecedented. You
did a fantastic job, and I hope you don't disappear.
Run for president,
I WILL VOTE FOR YOU!!
Love A heartbroken
to thank you for all you have done for Victoria in the last few
years. Few people seem to realize all the good that you have done.
Some people can only see as far as the end of their noses. They
can't seem to see long term goals.
and myself are extremely disappointed at the result of the recent
election. We will miss and I am sure the state will as well, having
you as our premier. I can see the sadness in your eyes and I feel
for you. I hope you can find something that will take the sadness
away. I am sure your family will be of great help to you over
this adjusting time.
to you from Blackbird.
jeff i love
you you are the style king who the hell is steve bracks? he may
be a libran (like me) but ... mmmmmmmm - not sure you have been
usurped by a younger model people are so fickle thanks for everything,
especially the grand prix - i love F1 by the way, i am a 30 yr
old female architect recently moved to sydney - still not sure
why ... melbourne is so much more STYLISH! and it kicks ass thanks
to you jeff am having a ball here though. JEFF FOR PRESIDENT -
oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! email@example.com ps: loved
that photo with you and the two models kneeling at your feet.
I was Jeffed
and fled North to Qld. I have found Gods own Country, I do not
want it spoilt by Jeff Kennett
Jeff you can
rot in Hell.
Jeff, It is
very sad for Victoria that you are no longer premier. Their loss
is our gain! COME TO QUEENSLAND!!! By god we need you.
to forget what a terrible position Victoria was in before Jeff
took control. goodbye&good luck.
It would seem
that your Web Site is the last remaining (Internet) testament
to the ego that is Jeff. As of today (18/10), and perhaps earlier,
www.jeff.com.au is no more. It is now just a mirror of www.liberal.org.au
. A sign of party battles to come perhaps? This is rather sad,
as I found it most dificult to tell if www.jeff.com.au was a joke
anyway. It was certainly Irony at its very best. Some one really
should look at preserving that site, for histories sake. So our
Grandchildren have something to laugh at.
can I say about Hitler, sorry I meant Jeff...
Jeff has sold
all and left virtually no assets for Victoria. His MPs are completely
un-known, and un-existant. He is the closest thing that the Victorian
Parliamentary system would allow to be one step behind being termed
as a DICTATOR... Jeff has done some good to the State, but compared
to his friends pork-barelling, and assest salle's and goverment
"tender" corruption, he should be removed from office, and an
immediate enquiry into his dealings...
Dear Mr Kennet,
We need you back in the role you deserve - our premier Onward
You are an
idiot. I cannot understand why a respectable paper such as The
Australian would link to such a pathetic wasteland such as this.
Why dorks such as your good self waste their time trying to insult
great men such as Jeff is beyond me.
You are pathetic,
absolutely pathetic. Get a life. That said, some great graphics
on the first page; it looks almost exactly like www.Jeff.com.
S. Matthew Minas II
My name is
Rebecca Rogers and I offer nothing but praise to the admirable
Jeff Kennet. After loseing my dear brother in a horrific car accident
earlier this year, my family embarked on setting up a defensive
driveing school in the Bendigo region. Mr Kennet has offered his
full support, first by donating $50,000 to the cause and then
also promising a dollar to dollar basis for the money we raise
every year. Does this sound like a man who does not care, who
does not believe in helping people, who does not believe that
dreams can't come true. I don't think so. To all you people out
there that are quick to slander this lovely gentleman, think about
everything he does for us first. Jeff Kennets no.1 supporter
to the best Kennett satire site on the internet, http://www.jeff.com.au
It is impossible to satire Jeff, because no satire can come close
to the satire he presents of himself. It's a source of constant
amazement that he can ever be taken seriously... yet he is. What
When is a
white collar criminal not a white collar criminal? When he's Premier
of Victoria! Please, sir, do we have your permission to vote now?
vision of Jeffrey Kennett
state of Victoria as a family household and Jeffrey Kennett as
the father. The household is behind in it's payments and the debt
collectors are on the front door step. Jeffrey Kennett slams his
hand down on the table "I have the answer" he says "we dont need
the duck pond, the shrubbery and the useless garden setting, we
will develop the backyard into a super B.M.X track. Junior will
inform all his friends that all future races will be held in our
backyard Super track, initially the admission prices will be low."
project keeps the household's finances afloat for a while, but
ultimately the running costs far exceed the income, so Jeffrey
decides to re-assess the budget. As Junior proves to be a star
champion racer, it would be a waste spending money to further
his education, anyway Junior seems to be doing quite well as a
bookmaker as Jeffrey has a keen interest in his son's entrepreneurial
At last the
household finances are out of the red and into the black, but
Jeffrey is uneasy, he knew it wouldn't last long. Medical costs
for accidents on the race track are exceeding their limit, calling
on Jeffrey to remedy the situation by cutting costs to the household's
medical requirements. Since Junior has to make sacrifices for
the benefit of the household, it would only be fair to reduce
spending on grandma's medication as well.
condition begins to deteriorate, Jeffrey considers how nice it
would be of him to make it pleasant for grandma's friends to come
and visit her now that she can not go out and see them herself,
so he installs poker machines in the granny flat.
Now that Jeffrey
is very busy with so much to do on his agenda, he needs support
from everyone in the household so he can keep progressing. Mother
is wasting too much time in her beloved front garden, so Jeffrey
tells mother this time in the garden is to be productive.
finally accomplished when Jeffrey Kennett has removed all the
old trees from mother's beloved garden to set up a modest bordello.
...to be continued?
BY THE DOG AND THE BIRD
I was just wondering how good you think the chances of the Liberals
winning the September election would be if you happened to kick
the bucket before the event and someone else had to fill your shoes,
say the honourable and widely trusted Rob McLellan? Do other Liberals
actually exist during election campaigns? Just wondering given your
jeff (as opposed to Liberal) website. Ciao.
why are you silly enough to call an election so early. I cannot
understand this please email me and explain.
Dear Mr Kennett,
could you please E-mail us some info on the citylink for our school
project on 'government and decion making' because we are doing
our prodject on the citylink and we want to find out why people
have to pay to go on the citylink and the reason's. People don't
have to pay to go on the westgate or any other bridges. What do
the people say about having to pay? Why did you think it wasn't
safe to open?
Paul and Steven