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Grooming
Check it out! Exclusive to Rocket. Now you too can cut straight to the quick!

Style
Check it out! Live life in the fascist lane. See what Australia's most stylish Premier gets up to and down too. Exclusive to the www.Jeff.coma web site, discover the real Jeff.

Speak Out
Check it out! Jeff is not shy to open his mouth --- even if his foot ends up in it. So why should you be! Let us know what you think about Jeff or just read what others have to say about him.

Grand Pricks Game
Coming Soon! Need we say anymore!

The Campaign Trail
Coming Soon! Help Jeff win the 1999 State Election. See how quickly you can turn Melbourne into a giant construction site, surounded by tollways. Put up giant Jeff billboards and privatise everything in sight while avoiding disaster.

Jeff Scream Saver
Check it out! The only way to save yourself from Jeff is to scream. So, what do you scream out to keep Jeff at bay? A lot of Victorians would like to know. We are looking for a .wav file of the shriek you use to ward off Jeff.
We might even throw in a prize for the best .wav file --- if we can find something suitable.

Y2K™ Ready
Check it out! Are you worried about the dreaded Yes 2 Kennett bug? Find out what you can do to prepare your business for Y2K. Make sure that you are Y2K protected for the new millennium.

   
   
 
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