| Hillary Clinton: Poll Fiction |
| 8 May 2008 |
The many images of a wannabe president intertwine in this sordid tale of populist sound bites, political spin and wishful thinking |
| Jeremiah Wright: The Nutty Pastor |
| 1 May 2008 |
Grossly self-indulgent, egocentric Jeremiah Wright intoxicated by media attention turns into an obnoxious bore |
| The devil fears Obama |
| 27 April 2008 |
A charismatic young senator is caught up in the presidential ambitions of a ruthless and cynical opponent |
| True Lies |
| 19 April 2008 |
Unbelievable special effects as a presidential hopeful dodges sniper fire in an attempt to win support in this action packed comedy that has everyone ducking for cover |
| Vote or my wife will shoot |
| 18 April 2008 |
Senator Hillary Clinton is back in town. This time she wants to be President and has brought her husband to help |
| Barack! |
| 15 April 2008 |
Presidential hopeful, Barack, embarks on a marathon cross-country bus tour through small-town America and finds a country full of strange and wonderful people |
| Hillary Clinton: Annie Get Your Gun |
| 14 April 2008 |
Wannabe sharpshooter Hillary Clinton comes out with guns blazing, determined to prove you really can't get a man with a gun |
| Hillary Clinton: Bowling for Colombia |
| 7 April 2008 |
The boundaries of truth are stretched and misspoken in this documentary on false claims by American presidential candidates |
| The gospel according to Hillary |
| 5 April 2008 |
I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport |
| Mugabe |
| 4 April 2008 |
Punch drunk with power an elderly dictator steps into the ring and delivers a knockout blow to democracy |
| Lout of Africa |
| 4 April 2008 |
Epic love story about a young man's turbulent rise to power and his quest to reclaim every white-owned farm in the country |
| Fool for thought |
| 25 March 2008 |
Major petroleum companies quivering in their safety boots asinternational groups organise mass action to confront dirty energy and demand green energy future |
| Geert Wilders' Fitna Workout |
| 30 March 2008 |
See movements that today's fitna gurus don't do anymore. If you are new to fitna, you will feel the pain |
| Corey Delaney vs the police |
| 16 January 2008 |
Featuring 500 underage drinkers, soft porn, hard partying, riot police and helicopters this media beatup is sure to dazzle at the box office |
| Party boy trashes neighbourhood |
| 16 January 2008 |
The party is well and truly over for one raucous teenager |
| Kevin Rudd: Misery |
| 28 November 2007 |
Misery is a dark, but witty venture into Australian politics. A popular politician crashes through to victory with the help of a union lawyer who claims to be his biggest fan |
| Bronwyn Bishop is back |
| 25 November 2007 |
Bronwyn Bishop announced that she will be putting her hand up for leadership of the federal Liberal Party at the next party meeting |
| Kevin Rudd: A fistfull of dullards |
| 21 November 2007 |
In his own way he is perhaps the most dangerous man who ever lived. The man with no plan is back in this Spaghetti election. A baby-faced loner plays political rivals against each other in an election torn apart by greed, pride, and revenge |
| Last minute surge for Pauline! |
| 16 November 2007 |
"...it is obvious that there is a blanket ban on Pauline's name being mentioned by the major political parties or media..." Once again our avid reader has their finger on the pulse |
| Hovember |
| 9 November 2007 |
Hovember (the month formally known as November) is an eyebrow growing political event held during November every few years |
| Xenaphobe Worrier Princess |
| 5 November 2007 |
In a time of Ancient Gods, Warlords, and Kings, a land in the turmoil of unemployment cried out for a hero... She was Xenaphobe. A mighty princess forged in the heat of a fish and chip shop. The power, the passion, the danger. Her courage will change the world forever |
| Kevin Rudd: Catch me if you can |
| 4 November 2007 |
A con artist impersonating a politician and opposition leader who cares runs up a billion dollar debt |
| Kevin Rudd: Meo Too |
| 25 October 2007 |
His ruthless vision for the future united fractured union's and inspired bureaucratic revolutions far beyond Australia's borders |
| John Howard, Kevin Rudd: Mars a Tax |
| 24 October 2007 |
Australian electorates are invaded by politicians with incredibly similar policies |
| Kevin Rudd, Wayne Swan: Tax Panic II |
| 20 October 2007 |
The original was so good we just had to bring out the scene by scene remake of this original classic love story aboard an 'unsinkable' ship |
| John Howard, Peter Costello: Tax Panic |
| 19 October 2007 |
Romantic tale of the rich and the poor aussie battlers thrown together on the ill-fated voyage of an 'unsinkable' ship |
| Kevin Rudd waxing lyrical |
| 19 October 2007 |
It's bad enough listening to them now we have to watch as well |
| Kevin Rudd: Wankerman |
| 18 September 2007 |
In the male dominated world of political spin he reigned supreme |
| Kevin Rudd: Weekend at Kevie's |
| 17 September 2007 |
A pair of losers try to pretend that their employer is really still the life and soul of the party |
| Lord Voldermort rises again |
| 15 September 2007 |
I couldn't help thinking that "You-Know-Who" or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" looked awfully familiar |
| Australia to ban political movement |
| 15 September 2007 |
Australia found another suspected case of foot in mouth disease in a huge complex in Canberra today and immediately imposed an exclusion zone around the area |
| Search engine optimisation 101 |
| 14 September 2007 |
Well all that junk mail about proven tools that help you to get top 10 rankings in Google, Yahoo and all other major search engines has finally paid off |
| Retiring Howard? |
| 13 September 2007 |
Before you and yours continue bagging Howard re his possible decision not to complete his term as PM if elected ... have a real serious look at the recent 'retirements' on LABOUR Premiers... |
| John Howard: The Queen |
| 12 September 2007 |
An intimate behind the scenes glimpse of a successful leader faced with a disillusioned electorate and the struggle to find a worthy heir to galvanise public support |
| Kevin Rudd: The Munchausen Candidate |
| 11 September 2007 |
A junior diplomat is brainwashed by union officials into becoming a political leader but no one can remember anything he stands for as this political conspiracy unfolds |
| Kevin Rudd: Color Me Howard |
| 9 September 2007 |
It's difficult to tell who is messing with whose mind in this story of the world's biggest liar |
| Kevin Rudd: Try Harder 0.7 |
| 26 August 2007 |
Everyone gets blown away with the non hardcore promise of this mediocre political thriller. Policies are stripped bare and memories lost in a drunken spin of poll rage |
| Kevin Rudd: Striptease |
| 20 August 2007 |
A short-sighted stripper and single mother, forced to work in a sleazy nightclub, relies on the kindness of drunk politicians and union thugs to survive |
| Rocket: The emails |
| 19 August 2007 |
Long before blogs made it fashionable to post a comment, Rocket had a forum for readers to express themselves. Read what out visitors have to say about Pauline Hanson's attempt to get back into politics |
| John Howard: I now pronounce you George and Johnny |
| 19 August 2007 |
Two struggling world leaders pretend to be the best of buddies in order to win domestic support and votes |
| Kevin Rudd: Kev07 |
| 7 August 2007 |
A documentary on the highly profitable Australian political industry and voter horror stories |
| Philip Ruddock: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels |
| 29 July 2007 |
Small time con-men in a big time government, try to out do each other while pulling off the biggest hoax of their careers |
| Peter Costello: Days of Blunder |
| 24 July 2007 |
The race is on to keep the audience awake as a series of near misses, disasters, backflips and reckless point scoring fail to ignite the electorate |
| John Howard: Unbearable |
| 23 July 2007 |
A weak cast and stupid script ensures nothing can save this dismal performance |
| Philip Ruddock: Sim City |
| 16 July 2007 |
A collection of stories based on a corrupt, crime infested, morally bankrupt government |
| John Howard: Lost in MySpace |
| 14 July 2007 |
The inhospitable Australian political landscape forces politicians into myspace to find relevancy |
| Kevin Rudd: Shopper |
| 12 July 2007 |
Shopper tells the intense story of Kevin "Shopper" Rudd, a legendary Labor leader who stalked the shopping malls for voters and support |
| John Howard: Mean in Black |
| 28 June 2007 |
Government organisation uses low cost detention centres and barbed wire to repel alien invasion |
| Philip Ruddock: Eyes Wired Shut |
| 25 June 2007 |
Still in production, with the biggest budget ever and the Australian defense force as extras, there is no release date |
| John Howard: Tampa Stampa |
| 23 June 2007 |
A group of Neo-Nazi skinheads clash with ethnic groups in this multi-cultural Australian classic |
| Paul Keating, Kevin Rudd: Tirades of Glory |
| 16 June 2007 |
No one wins gold in this perfectly timed comedy when an aging star stages a dazzling comeback |
| John Howard, Kevin Rudd: Twits |
| 15 June 2007 |
A political experiment clones the perfect politician. Unfortunately the zygote split creating two |
| Joe Hockey: Shrek |
| 8 June 2007 |
When the king starts to look decidedly ill, Shrek is seen as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away |
| Kevin Rudd: Kevie's Big Adventure |
| 7 June 2007 |
Kevin heads left at a fork in the road. The path he takes, paved with compulsory collective bargaining and arbitration, leads to a mythical working-class Australia |
| John Howard, Emissions: Impossible |
| 4 June 2007 |
An Australian politician, facing a suspicious electorate and sagging opinion polls, realises the source of damaging leaks is in his own organisation |
| The US vs John Howard |
| 1 June 2007 |
An ABC documentary on John Howard with a focus on his final election when he transformed from a politician into a global warming activist |
| John Howard: The Farce Club |
| 30 May 2007 |
Out of touch and isolated the two leads struggle to land a punch in this poll-driven yawn towards oblivion |
| John Howard: The Whether Man |
| 23 May 2007 |
John Howard, the political whetherman, is about to take his best shot at politics |
| John Howard, Kevin Rudd: The CanBra Boys |
| 18 May 2007 |
Canberra's notorious political gang, the CanBra Boys can't shake the stigma of hard partying and rough factional justice as they battle to survive |
| John Howard, Kevin Rudd: Where Egos Dare |
| 14 May 2007 |
With policies blazing Australia's elite politicians drop into marginal electorates |
| George Bush, John Howard, Tony Blair: Delta Farce |
| 11 May 2007 |
War isn't funny, and neither is this sorry tale of three bumbling buddies |
| Kevin Rudd: Kevvie |
| 30 April 2007 |
Declaring he is here to help, Kevin rolls up his sleeves to take care of some really big business |
| Kevin Rudd: Back to the Future Fund |
| 27 April 2007 |
With his buddies stuck in the 1800s our trusty hero Kevin needs to travel back to the future fund |
| John Howard: An unconservative truth |
| 25 April 2007 |
A longtime global warming cynic goes nuclear in his attempt to ensure opposition meltdown |
| The Rocket Letters |
| 23 April 2007 |
Rocket was providing a forum for readers to express themselves long before blogs made it fashionable to post a comment. See what our readers are saying |
| The very model of a modern moderate mufti |
| 15 April 2007 |
I am the very model of a modern moderate mufti; I've support significant, from the clergy and the laity; My Friday sermons are renowned for being rather radical; And guaranteed to whip the press up something quite hysterical |
| John Howard and Philip Ruddock: Ruddock Proof Defence |
| 6 April 2007 |
A sorry saga of children overboard and political ineptitude as lying politicians try to protect themselves and prevent the truth ever being known |
| John Howard and Kevin Rudd: Agonise This |
| 4 April 2007 |
A powerful leader feeling someone messing with his mind becomes desperate to free himself of inner conflict, guilt and self-doubt |
| John Howard: About Schit |
| 25 March 2007 |
An ageing leader struggles with an ambiguous electorate and the prospect of failure as he nears retirement |
| John Howard and Kevin Rudd: Australian Gothic II? |
| 19 March 2007 |
During the great political depression wannabe leaders find inspiration in their rural roots |
| John Howard and Kevin Rudd: Good Night and Good Muck |
| 17 March 2007 |
Gripping drama of tabloid journalism and muck raking at its very best |
| John Howard and George Bush: The Delta Farce |
| 14 March 2007 |
The only thing blown to shreds in this multi billion dollar flop is the credibility of the aging leads |
| The Hitman |
| 13 March 2007 |
Another lackluster performance from an under-challenged superhero let down by a disappointing supporting cast |
| John Howard: Dumb and Dumbya |
| 13 March 2007 |
It couldn't get any worse as two buddies ham it up on the world stage in yet another Hollywood remake |
| Last in translation |
| 13 March 2007 |
A semi-retired mufti, jet-lagged and alone in Egypt, struggles with culture and language, as he tries to regain relevance |
| The official unofficial John Howard web site |
| 11 March 2007 |
Howard sends troops into marginal electorates |
| The official unofficial Pauline Hanson web site |
| 9 March 2007 |
Do you remember what you were doing when Pauline was elected? Help us complete the Hanson Timeline |
| Hanson's Folly |
| 9 March 2007 |
Scare the living daylights out of your next dinner guests when you serve them Hanson's Folly. Cheap Australian plonk at its very best |
| Burke flu bungle |
| 7 March 2007 |
Australian health officials have tried to quell fears over any potential burke flu outbreak after numerous politicians were exposed to the deadly disease |
| Kevin Rudd: Stranger than Faction |
| 4 March 2007 |
A government bureaucrat lives a dull existence, until he begins to hear the voices of power brokers telling him what to do |
| Kevin Rudd: Mr Magoo |
| 3 March 2007 |
A bookish politician with very bad foresight who always gets into trouble |
| John Howard: Notes on a Scandal |
| 2 March 2007 |
A veteran and cynical politician, close to retirement, is barely tolerated by his less brilliant and acerbic electorate who know nothing about his private life |
| Kevin Rudd: Nacho Labor |
| 1 March 2007 |
A humble diplomat aspires to be Prime Minister. Fuelled by a passion for politics he dons a cape and mask to compete in local elections |
| Hanson ups the anti |
| 25 February 2007 |
Dancing with the Stars celebrity Pauline Hanson shimmies down a parliament house pathway to meet with journalists |
| Gigastar to challenge Howard |
| 25 February 2007 |
Dame Edna Everage, housewife and self-confessed gigastar, will stand for Labor against John Howard in this year's election |
| The three amigos |
| 23 February 2007 |
New South Wales laws were recently changed to allow Dick Cheney and his personal bodyguards to carry guns while in Sydney |
| Wayne's world |
| 18 February 2007 |
Not content to just mess with the mind of John Howard, Kevin has decided to mess with his image as well |
| Please explain again |
| 16 February 2007 |
Pauline is planning a political comeback in this year's federal election and autobiography should be selling like hot fish cakes at the end of March |
| The Cheney Syndrome |
| 20 February 2007 |
Political cohorts face nuclear meltdown as this over-hyped, badly scripted plot unravels |
| Farce Off |
| 4 February 2007 |
John Howard and Kevin Rudd. A revolutionary new political technique allows a party room hack to take the physical appearance of a major political leader and infiltrate the working class |
| Morris & Gromit, The curse of the weir dam it |
| 17 February 2007 |
Morris Iemma and Peter Debnam set out to discover the mystery behind the disappearing water that plagues the city and threatens their chances of winning the next election |
| Meet the Forkers |
| 4 February 2007 |
Kevid Rudd and Julia Gillard. All hell breaks loose as Australian voters are left wondering if a fork in the road will lead to a knife in the back. |
| Julia Gillard: Kill IR Bill |
| 4 February 2007 |
Waking up after a long coma the only thing on Julia Gillard's mind is revenge. She is determined to Kill IR Bill and no one is safe from political assassination, not even her leader |
| Amanda Vanstone: Supersize Me |
| 28 January 2007 |
Dumped after a life time force-fed on nothing but Liberal policies Australia's longest-serving female Cabinet minister keeps her mouth firmly shut and her options wide open |
| Gillard's Web |
| 27 January 2007 |
Kevin the prig is scared of the coming election, because he knows that he could end up with more than a few knives in his back. To save his bacon he hatches a plan, and invites Gillard to the party |
| Search Engine Optimisation (SEO) from Israel |
| 10 February 2006 |
Just how many times can Iran, Holocaust and cartoon contest be mentioned on a page |
| Queensland -- beautiful one day fundamentalist the next! |
| 5 January 2006 |
The proposed legislation, already approved by the National Party, will effectively give domestic farm animals in Queensland the right to vote |
| Political enhancements |
| 5 January 2006 |
Research shows performance-enhancing drugs are rife in the Australian political system |
| The Alexis of evil |
| 2 January 2006 |
Campy opulence and shoulder pads, will ensure viewers can look forward to great trash on CNN |
| Baptist Sex Scandal |
| 17 December 2005 |
Full immersion baptism is shaping up as the next sex scandal to hit Christian churches across the globe as numerous born-again Christians launch a class action |
| Weapons of Mass Conversion |
| 11 December 2005 |
As if the shock and awe tactics were not enough, America is poised to launch another devastating attack on Iraq |
| Government Policy Disturbing UN |
| 11 December 2005 |
A United Nations' committee has delivered a scathing attack on Australia's treatment of Opposition party members |
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