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A nerdy Australian bureaucrat takes his flamboyant roadshow across Australia to promote his outrageous emotions trading scheme.

Sucked into a political time warp with red necked environmentalists Australia's greatest living treasurer tries to make it back to the real world alive in a desperate dash for freedom.

Forensic anatomist analyses image claimed to be of a young and semi-naked Pauline Hanson and declares: "It is just not her."

Maybe it's the ears, or maybe just the botox, but Anna Bligh looks like she is channeling Kirstie Alley from her Star Trek days.

A group of politicians, from the shallow end of the gene pool, deal with their nefarious relationships through the political corridors of power in this clumsy comedy of memoirs. You could die laughing unless you're stabbed in the back first.

This series of pictures is quiet haunting. Particularly if you reverse the sequence.

If that low fat soy latte is not enough for you anymore this caffeine hit is sure to do the trick without damaging your teeth.

A bitter ex-vice president and a spoilt momma's boy plot the downfall of someone they both detest in this black comedy.

What exactly was Will Ferrell doing on Iranian television? Blades of Glory was never this good.

In the future presidents are programmed specifically to help citizens and not harm them in any way. Or are they? If presidents break those laws, and if humans have become so completely dependent on presidents, there is nothing to stop them taking over the world. Maybe they already have...

An Australian politician behind in all the polls and shunned by the electorate decides to say "yes" to every lobbyist and union official for a year. The results are predictable and the laughs few and far between.

Gillard holds down a number of jobs as she plots to become Australia's first female prime minister.

A lot has been written about Muntadhar al-Zaidi since he gained notoriety by throwing his shoes at George Bush during a recent Baghdad press conference. Show your support and post your old boots to George Bush

Everyone had such high hopes for this local movie by Australian cinema's enfant terrible. Filmed in exotic, outback locations, depicting an old lost Australia, it took years to make

A maverick, needing money for a presidential campaign, faces various comic mishaps and challenges, including a rogue hockey mom...

After all shock and awe of the economic crisis Americans can sleep easier knowing that John McCain may just suspend his campaign again...

After a thorough make-over and intensive rehearsals Sarah Palin is finally ready for her first debate...

Another hard hitting interview that shows just how difficult it is to tell who the real clowns are...

GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin interruped her hectic speed dating sessions with foriegn leaders to speak to Katie Couric about the economy and the McCain campaign's ties to lobbyists

David Letterman rips into McCain for canceling an appearance on his show. It gets funnier when McCain is revealed to be doing an interview with Katie Couric

A politician who can't lie. What an oxymoron! It's best that nothing is examined too closely in this atrocious comedy...

No Pit Bull ? just Deputy Dawg in lipstick...

A group of low-grade performers in a multi-million dollar production try so hard to deliver their scripted lines with conviction, eventually they start to believe they really are the heroes they are portraying...

A bumbling agent tries to use the element of surprise to gain control against the forces of chaos...

A former runner-up in a state beauty pageant goes undercover in America's top talent show...

John McCain apparently doesn't know Sarah Palin very well. He really would like to get to know her a whole lot better though, apparently...

Citizen McCain is a classic American tragedy about a man of great passion, vision, and greed. It is also a powerful political tale about the use and abuse of wealth and power

Undaunted by the public backlash by privacy activists around the world Google is pushing ahead with its latest development which lets people explore inside buildings, both above and below ground level for the first time with little more than a computer and an internet connection

Talked out of retirement an aging hero sets out to track down terrorists and save the oil company. Watch it again for the many stupid laughs and mistakes, until you realise it's just not funny

A cliched and predictable story of a young presidential hopeful who learns to act like a grown-up thanks to the miss-spoken words of a bitterly frustrated, power-hungry, rival

Hillary Clinton has no intention of stopping the fight and will take it all the way to the party's convention in August

Racial overtones and rich symbolism abound in this political thriller as a presidential nominee emerges unscathed from the political carnage

The many images of a wannabe president intertwine in this sordid tale of populist sound bites, political spin and wishful thinking

Grossly self-indulgent, egocentric Jeremiah Wright intoxicated by media attention turns into an obnoxious bore

A charismatic young senator is caught up in the presidential ambitions of a ruthless and cynical opponent

Unbelievable special effects as a presidential hopeful dodges sniper fire in an attempt to win support in this action packed comedy that has everyone ducking for cover

Senator Hillary Clinton is back in town. This time she wants to be President and has brought her husband to help

Presidential hopeful, Barack, embarks on a marathon cross-country bus tour through small-town America and finds a country full of strange and wonderful people

Wannabe sharpshooter Hillary Clinton comes out with guns blazing, determined to prove you really can't get a man with a gun

The boundaries of truth are stretched and misspoken in this documentary on false claims by American presidential candidates

I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport

Punch drunk with power an elderly dictator steps into the ring and delivers a knockout blow to democracy

Epic love story about a young man's turbulent rise to power and his quest to reclaim every white-owned farm in the country

Major petroleum companies quivering in their safety boots asinternational groups organise mass action to confront dirty energy and demand green energy future

See movements that today's fitna gurus don't do anymore. If you are new to fitna, you will feel the pain

Featuring 500 underage drinkers, soft porn, hard partying, riot police and helicopters this media beatup is sure to dazzle at the box office

The party is well and truly over for one raucous teenager

Misery is a dark, but witty venture into Australian politics. A popular politician crashes through to victory with the help of a union lawyer who claims to be his biggest fan

Bronwyn Bishop announced that she will be putting her hand up for leadership of the federal Liberal Party at the next party meeting

In his own way he is perhaps the most dangerous man who ever lived. The man with no plan is back in this Spaghetti election. A baby-faced loner plays political rivals against each other in an election torn apart by greed, pride, and revenge

"...it is obvious that there is a blanket ban on Pauline's name being mentioned by the major political parties or media..." Once again our avid reader has their finger on the pulse

Hovember (the month formally known as November) is an eyebrow growing political event held during November every few years

In a time of Ancient Gods, Warlords, and Kings, a land in the turmoil of unemployment cried out for a hero... She was Xenaphobe. A mighty princess forged in the heat of a fish and chip shop. The power, the passion, the danger. Her courage will change the world forever

A con artist impersonating a politician and opposition leader who cares runs up a billion dollar debt

His ruthless vision for the future united fractured union's and inspired bureaucratic revolutions far beyond Australia's borders

Australian electorates are invaded by politicians with incredibly similar policies

The original was so good we just had to bring out the scene by scene remake of this original classic love story aboard an 'unsinkable' ship

Romantic tale of the rich and the poor aussie battlers thrown together on the ill-fated voyage of an 'unsinkable' ship

It's bad enough listening to them now we have to watch as well

In the male dominated world of political spin he reigned supreme

A pair of losers try to pretend that their employer is really still the life and soul of the party

I couldn't help thinking that "You-Know-Who" or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" looked awfully familiar

Australia found another suspected case of foot in mouth disease in a huge complex in Canberra today and immediately imposed an exclusion zone around the area

Well all that junk mail about proven tools that help you to get top 10 rankings in Google, Yahoo and all other major search engines has finally paid off

Before you and yours continue bagging Howard re his possible decision not to complete his term as PM if elected ... have a real serious look at the recent 'retirements' on LABOUR Premiers...

An intimate behind the scenes glimpse of a successful leader faced with a disillusioned electorate and the struggle to find a worthy heir to galvanise public support

A junior diplomat is brainwashed by union officials into becoming a political leader but no one can remember anything he stands for as this political conspiracy unfolds

It's difficult to tell who is messing with whose mind in this story of the world's biggest liar

Everyone gets blown away with the non hardcore promise of this mediocre political thriller. Policies are stripped bare and memories lost in a drunken spin of poll rage

A short-sighted stripper and single mother, forced to work in a sleazy nightclub, relies on the kindness of drunk politicians and union thugs to survive

Long before blogs made it fashionable to post a comment, Rocket had a forum for readers to express themselves. Read what out visitors have to say about Pauline Hanson's attempt to get back into politics

Two struggling world leaders pretend to be the best of buddies in order to win domestic support and votes

A documentary on the highly profitable Australian political industry and voter horror stories

Small time con-men in a big time government, try to out do each other while pulling off the biggest hoax of their careers

The race is on to keep the audience awake as a series of near misses, disasters, backflips and reckless point scoring fail to ignite the electorate

A weak cast and stupid script ensures nothing can save this dismal performance

A collection of stories based on a corrupt, crime infested, morally bankrupt government

The inhospitable Australian political landscape forces politicians into myspace to find relevancy

Shopper tells the intense story of Kevin "Shopper" Rudd, a legendary Labor leader who stalked the shopping malls for voters and support

Government organisation uses low cost detention centres and barbed wire to repel alien invasion

Still in production, with the biggest budget ever and the Australian defense force as extras, there is no release date

A group of Neo-Nazi skinheads clash with ethnic groups in this multi-cultural Australian classic

No one wins gold in this perfectly timed comedy when an aging star stages a dazzling comeback

A political experiment clones the perfect politician. Unfortunately the zygote split creating two

When the king starts to look decidedly ill, Shrek is seen as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away

Kevin heads left at a fork in the road. The path he takes, paved with compulsory collective bargaining and arbitration, leads to a mythical working-class Australia

An Australian politician, facing a suspicious electorate and sagging opinion polls, realises the source of damaging leaks is in his own organisation

An ABC documentary on John Howard with a focus on his final election when he transformed from a politician into a global warming activist

Out of touch and isolated the two leads struggle to land a punch in this poll-driven yawn towards oblivion

John Howard, the political whetherman, is about to take his best shot at politics

Canberra's notorious political gang, the CanBra Boys can't shake the stigma of hard partying and rough factional justice as they battle to survive

With policies blazing Australia's elite politicians drop into marginal electorates

War isn't funny, and neither is this sorry tale of three bumbling buddies

Declaring he is here to help, Kevin rolls up his sleeves to take care of some really big business

With his buddies stuck in the 1800s our trusty hero Kevin needs to travel back to the future fund

A longtime global warming cynic goes nuclear in his attempt to ensure opposition meltdown

Rocket was providing a forum for readers to express themselves long before blogs made it fashionable to post a comment. See what our readers are saying

I am the very model of a modern moderate mufti; I've support significant, from the clergy and the laity; My Friday sermons are renowned for being rather radical; And guaranteed to whip the press up something quite hysterical

A sorry saga of children overboard and political ineptitude as lying politicians try to protect themselves and prevent the truth ever being known

A powerful leader feeling someone messing with his mind becomes desperate to free himself of inner conflict, guilt and self-doubt

An ageing leader struggles with an ambiguous electorate and the prospect of failure as he nears retirement

During the great political depression wannabe leaders find inspiration in their rural roots

Gripping drama of tabloid journalism and muck raking at its very best

The only thing blown to shreds in this multi billion dollar flop is the credibility of the aging leads

Another lackluster performance from an under-challenged superhero let down by a disappointing supporting cast

It couldn't get any worse as two buddies ham it up on the world stage in yet another Hollywood remake

A semi-retired mufti, jet-lagged and alone in Egypt, struggles with culture and language, as he tries to regain relevance

Howard sends troops into marginal electorates

Do you remember what you were doing when Pauline was elected? Help us complete the Hanson Timeline

Scare the living daylights out of your next dinner guests when you serve them Hanson's Folly. Cheap Australian plonk at its very best

Australian health officials have tried to quell fears over any potential burke flu outbreak after numerous politicians were exposed to the deadly disease

A government bureaucrat lives a dull existence, until he begins to hear the voices of power brokers telling him what to do

A bookish politician with very bad foresight who always gets into trouble

A veteran and cynical politician, close to retirement, is barely tolerated by his less brilliant and acerbic electorate who know nothing about his private life

A humble diplomat aspires to be Prime Minister. Fuelled by a passion for politics he dons a cape and mask to compete in local elections

Dancing with the Stars celebrity Pauline Hanson shimmies down a parliament house pathway to meet with journalists

Dame Edna Everage, housewife and self-confessed gigastar, will stand for Labor against John Howard in this year's election

New South Wales laws were recently changed to allow Dick Cheney and his personal bodyguards to carry guns while in Sydney

Not content to just mess with the mind of John Howard, Kevin has decided to mess with his image as well

Pauline is planning a political comeback in this year's federal election and autobiography should be selling like hot fish cakes at the end of March

Political cohorts face nuclear meltdown as this over-hyped, badly scripted plot unravels

John Howard and Kevin Rudd. A revolutionary new political technique allows a party room hack to take the physical appearance of a major political leader and infiltrate the working class

Morris Iemma and Peter Debnam set out to discover the mystery behind the disappearing water that plagues the city and threatens their chances of winning the next election

Kevid Rudd and Julia Gillard. All hell breaks loose as Australian voters are left wondering if a fork in the road will lead to a knife in the back.

Waking up after a long coma the only thing on Julia Gillard's mind is revenge. She is determined to Kill IR Bill and no one is safe from political assassination, not even her leader

Dumped after a life time force-fed on nothing but Liberal policies Australia's longest-serving female Cabinet minister keeps her mouth firmly shut and her options wide open

Kevin the prig is scared of the coming election, because he knows that he could end up with more than a few knives in his back. To save his bacon he hatches a plan, and invites Gillard to the party

Just how many times can Iran, Holocaust and cartoon contest be mentioned on a page

The proposed legislation, already approved by the National Party, will effectively give domestic farm animals in Queensland the right to vote

Research shows performance-enhancing drugs are rife in the Australian political system

Campy opulence and shoulder pads, will ensure viewers can look forward to great trash on CNN

Full immersion baptism is shaping up as the next sex scandal to hit Christian churches across the globe as numerous born-again Christians launch a class action

As if the shock and awe tactics were not enough, America is poised to launch another devastating attack on Iraq

A United Nations' committee has delivered a scathing attack on Australia's treatment of Opposition party members