http://www.rockhate.com ROCKET: The choice of the net generation Copyright (c) 1996 and beyond. All rights reserved 60 en-us http://www.rockhate.com/2010/2010000000001.htm Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:00:00 +0000 A 12-step Twitter cleansing and detox program that helped reclaim my Twitter stream http://www.rockhate.com/2010/2010000000001.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-168.htm Sat, 4 Jul 2009 09:00:00 +0000 A nerdy Australian bureaucrat takes his flamboyant roadshow across Australia to promote his outrageous emotions trading scheme. http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-168.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-167.htm Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:00:00 +0000 Sucked into a political time warp with red necked environmentalists Australia's greatest living treasurer tries to make it back to the real world alive in a desperate dash for freedom. http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-167.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000005.htm Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:00:00 +0000 Forensic anatomist analyses image claimed to be of a young and semi-naked Pauline Hanson and declares: "It is just not her." http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000005.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000004.htm Sun, 8 Mar 2009 09:00:00 +0000 Maybe it's the ears, or maybe just the botox, but Anna Bligh looks like she is channeling Kirstie Alley from her Star Trek days. http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000004.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-166.htm Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:00:00 +0000 A group of politicians, from the shallow end of the gene pool, deal with their nefarious relationships through the political corridors of power in this clumsy comedy of memoirs. You could die laughing unless you're stabbed in the back first. http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-166.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000003.htm Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 This series of pictures is quiet haunting. Particularly if you reverse the sequence. http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000003.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000002.htm Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 If that low fat soy latte is not enough for you anymore this caffeine hit is sure to do the trick without damaging your teeth. http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000002.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-165.htm Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 A bitter ex-vice president and a spoilt momma's boy plot the downfall of someone they both detest in this black comedy. http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-165.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000001.htm Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 What exactly was Will Ferrell doing on Iranian television? Blades of Glory was never this good. http://www.rockhate.com/2009/2009000000001.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-164.htm Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 In the future presidents are programmed specifically to help citizens and not harm them in any way. Or are they? If presidents break those laws, and if humans have become so completely dependent on presidents, there is nothing to stop them taking over the world. Maybe they already have... http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-164.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-163.htm Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 An Australian politician behind in all the polls and shunned by the electorate decides to say "yes" to every lobbyist and union official for a year. The results are predictable and the laughs few and far between. http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-163.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-162.htm Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:00:00 +0000 Gillard holds down a number of jobs as she plots to become Australia's first female prime minister. http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-162.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000028.htm Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A lot has been written about Muntadhar al-Zaidi since he gained notoriety by throwing his shoes at George Bush during a recent Baghdad press conference. Show your support and post your old boots to George Bush http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000028.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000027.htm Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Everyone had such high hopes for this local movie by Australian cinema's enfant terrible. Filmed in exotic, outback locations, depicting an old lost Australia, it took years to make http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000027.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-161.htm Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A maverick, needing money for a presidential campaign, faces various comic mishaps and challenges, including a rogue hockey mom... http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-161.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000026.htm Wed, 1 Oct 2008 09:00:00 +0000 After all shock and awe of the economic crisis Americans can sleep easier knowing that John McCain may just suspend his campaign again... http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000026.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000025.htm Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 After a thorough make-over and intensive rehearsals Sarah Palin is finally ready for her first debate... http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000025.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000024.htm Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Another hard hitting interview that shows just how difficult it is to tell who the real clowns are... http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000024.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000023.htm Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin interruped her hectic speed dating sessions with foriegn leaders to speak to Katie Couric about the economy and the McCain campaign's ties to lobbyists http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000023.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000022.htm Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 David Letterman rips into McCain for canceling an appearance on his show. It gets funnier when McCain is revealed to be doing an interview with Katie Couric http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000022.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-160.htm Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A politician who can't lie. What an oxymoron! It's best that nothing is examined too closely in this atrocious comedy... http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-160.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000021.htm Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 No Pit Bull — just Deputy Dawg in lipstick... http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000021.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-159.htm Sat, 6 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A group of low-grade performers in a multi-million dollar production try so hard to deliver their scripted lines with conviction, eventually they start to believe they really are the heroes they are portraying... http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-159.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-158.htm Wed, 3 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A bumbling agent tries to use the element of surprise to gain control against the forces of chaos... http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-158.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-157.htm Mon, 1 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A former runner-up in a state beauty pageant goes undercover in America's top talent show... http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-157.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000020.htm Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:00:00 +0000 John McCain apparently doesn't know Sarah Palin very well. He really would like to get to know her a whole lot better though, apparently... http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000020.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-156.htm Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Citizen McCain is a classic American tragedy about a man of great passion, vision, and greed. It is also a powerful political tale about the use and abuse of wealth and power http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-156.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000019.htm Thu, 7 Aug 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Undaunted by the public backlash by privacy activists around the world Google is pushing ahead with its latest development which lets people explore inside buildings, both above and below ground level for the first time with little more than a computer and an internet connection http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000019.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-155.htm Tue, 5 Aug 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Talked out of retirement an aging hero sets out to track down terrorists and save the oil company. Watch it again for the many stupid laughs and mistakes, until you realise it's just not funny http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-155.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-154.htm Mon, 26 May 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A cliched and predictable story of a young presidential hopeful who learns to act like a grown-up thanks to the miss-spoken words of a bitterly frustrated, power-hungry, rival http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-154.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000018.htm Thu, 22 May 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Hillary Clinton has no intention of stopping the fight and will take it all the way to the party's convention in August http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000018.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-153.htm Wed, 21 May 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Racial overtones and rich symbolism abound in this political thriller as a presidential nominee emerges unscathed from the political carnage http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-153.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-152.htm Thu, 8 May 2008 09:00:00 +0000 The many images of a wannabe president intertwine in this sordid tale of populist sound bites, political spin and wishful thinking http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-152.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-151.htm Thu, 1 May 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Grossly self-indulgent, egocentric Jeremiah Wright intoxicated by media attention turns into an obnoxious bore http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-151.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-150.htm Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:00:00 +0000 A charismatic young senator is caught up in the presidential ambitions of a ruthless and cynical opponent http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-150.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-149.htm Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Unbelievable special effects as a presidential hopeful dodges sniper fire in an attempt to win support in this action packed comedy that has everyone ducking for cover http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-149.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-148.htm Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Senator Hillary Clinton is back in town. This time she wants to be President and has brought her husband to help http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-148.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-147.htm Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Presidential hopeful, Barack, embarks on a marathon cross-country bus tour through small-town America and finds a country full of strange and wonderful people http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-147.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-146.htm Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Wannabe sharpshooter Hillary Clinton comes out with guns blazing, determined to prove you really can't get a man with a gun http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-146.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-145.htm Mon, 7 Apr 2008 09:00:00 +0000 The boundaries of truth are stretched and misspoken in this documentary on false claims by American presidential candidates http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-145.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000017.htm Sat, 5 Apr 2008 09:00:00 +0000 I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000017.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-68.htm Sat, 5 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000 Punch drunk with power an elderly dictator steps into the ring and delivers a knockout blow to democracy http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-68.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-50.htm Sat, 5 Apr 2008 00:00:00 +0000 Epic love story about a young man's turbulent rise to power and his quest to reclaim every white-owned farm in the country http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-50.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000016.htm Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:00:00 +0000 Major petroleum companies quivering in their safety boots asinternational groups organise mass action to confront dirty energy and demand green energy future http://www.rockhate.com/2007/2008000000016.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-144.htm Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:00:00 +0000 See movements that today's fitna gurus don't do anymore. If you are new to fitna, you will feel the pain http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-144.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-143.htm Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000 Featuring 500 underage drinkers, soft porn, hard partying, riot police and helicopters this media beatup is sure to dazzle at the box office http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-143.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700015.htm Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:00:00 +0000 The party is well and truly over for one raucous teenager http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700015.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-142.htm Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Misery is a dark, but witty venture into Australian politics. A popular politician crashes through to victory with the help of a union lawyer who claims to be his biggest fan http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-142.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700014.htm Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Bronwyn Bishop announced that she will be putting her hand up for leadership of the federal Liberal Party at the next party meeting http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700014.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-141.htm Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:00:00 +0000 In his own way he is perhaps the most dangerous man who ever lived. The man with no plan is back in this Spaghetti election. A baby-faced loner plays political rivals against each other in an election torn apart by greed, pride, and revenge http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-141.htm http://www.rockhate.com/letters/letas-47.htm Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:00:00 +0000 "...it is obvious that there is a blanket ban on Pauline's name being mentioned by the major political parties or media..." Once again our avid reader has their finger on the pulse http://www.rockhate.com/letters/letas-47.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700013.htm Fri, 9 Nov 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Hovember (the month formally known as November) is an eyebrow growing political event held during November every few years http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700013.htm http://www.rockhate.com/hanson/xena.htm Mon, 5 Nov 2007 09:00:00 +0000 In a time of Ancient Gods, Warlords, and Kings, a land in the turmoil of unemployment cried out for a hero... She was Xenaphobe. A mighty princess forged in the heat of a fish and chip shop. The power, the passion, the danger. Her courage will change the world forever http://www.rockhate.com/hanson/xena.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-140.htm Sun, 4 Nov 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A con artist impersonating a politician and opposition leader who cares runs up a billion dollar debt http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-140.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-139.htm Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:00:00 +0000 His ruthless vision for the future united fractured union's and inspired bureaucratic revolutions far beyond Australia's borders http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-139.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-138.htm Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Australian electorates are invaded by politicians with incredibly similar policies http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-138.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-137.htm Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:00:00 +0000 The original was so good we just had to bring out the scene by scene remake of this original classic love story aboard an 'unsinkable' ship http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-137.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-11.htm Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Romantic tale of the rich and the poor aussie battlers thrown together on the ill-fated voyage of an 'unsinkable' ship http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-11.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700012.htm Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:00:00 +0000 It's bad enough listening to them now we have to watch as well http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700012.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-136.htm Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 In the male dominated world of political spin he reigned supreme http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-136.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-135.htm Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A pair of losers try to pretend that their employer is really still the life and soul of the party http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-135.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700011.htm Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 I couldn't help thinking that "You-Know-Who" or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" looked awfully familiar http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700011.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700010.htm Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Australia found another suspected case of foot in mouth disease in a huge complex in Canberra today and immediately imposed an exclusion zone around the area http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700010.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700009.htm Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Well all that junk mail about proven tools that help you to get top 10 rankings in Google, Yahoo and all other major search engines has finally paid off http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700009.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700008.htm Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Before you and yours continue bagging Howard re his possible decision not to complete his term as PM if elected ... have a real serious look at the recent 'retirements' on LABOUR Premiers... http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700008.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-134.htm Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 An intimate behind the scenes glimpse of a successful leader faced with a disillusioned electorate and the struggle to find a worthy heir to galvanise public support http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-134.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-133.htm Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A junior diplomat is brainwashed by union officials into becoming a political leader but no one can remember anything he stands for as this political conspiracy unfolds http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-133.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-107.htm Sun, 9 Sep 2007 09:00:00 +0000 It's difficult to tell who is messing with whose mind in this story of the world's biggest liar http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-107.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-132.htm Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Everyone gets blown away with the non hardcore promise of this mediocre political thriller. Policies are stripped bare and memories lost in a drunken spin of poll rage http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-132.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-131.htm Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A short-sighted stripper and single mother, forced to work in a sleazy nightclub, relies on the kindness of drunk politicians and union thugs to survive http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-131.htm http://www.rockhate.com/letters/letas-46.htm Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Long before blogs made it fashionable to post a comment, Rocket had a forum for readers to express themselves. Read what out visitors have to say about Pauline Hanson's attempt to get back into politics http://www.rockhate.com/letters/letas-46.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-129.htm Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Two struggling world leaders pretend to be the best of buddies in order to win domestic support and votes http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-129.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-128.htm Tue, 7 Aug 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A documentary on the highly profitable Australian political industry and voter horror stories http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-128.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-127.htm Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Small time con-men in a big time government, try to out do each other while pulling off the biggest hoax of their careers http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-127.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-46.htm Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:00:00 +0000 The race is on to keep the audience awake as a series of near misses, disasters, backflips and reckless point scoring fail to ignite the electorate http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-46.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-45.htm Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A weak cast and stupid script ensures nothing can save this dismal performance http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-45.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-126.htm Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A collection of stories based on a corrupt, crime infested, morally bankrupt government http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-126.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-125.htm Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:00:00 +0000 The inhospitable Australian political landscape forces politicians into myspace to find relevancy http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-125.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-124.htm Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Shopper tells the intense story of Kevin "Shopper" Rudd, a legendary Labor leader who stalked the shopping malls for voters and support http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-124.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-72.htm Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Government organisation uses low cost detention centres and barbed wire to repel alien invasion http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-72.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-62.htm Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Still in production, with the biggest budget ever and the Australian defense force as extras, there is no release date http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-62.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-58.htm Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A group of Neo-Nazi skinheads clash with ethnic groups in this multi-cultural Australian classic http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-58.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-123.htm Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 No one wins gold in this perfectly timed comedy when an aging star stages a dazzling comeback http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-123.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-122.htm Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A political experiment clones the perfect politician. Unfortunately the zygote split creating two http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-122.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-121.htm Fri, 8 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 When the king starts to look decidedly ill, Shrek is seen as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-121.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-120.htm Thu, 7 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Kevin heads left at a fork in the road. The path he takes, paved with compulsory collective bargaining and arbitration, leads to a mythical working-class Australia http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-120.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-119.htm Mon, 4 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 An Australian politician, facing a suspicious electorate and sagging opinion polls, realises the source of damaging leaks is in his own organisation http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-119.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-118.htm Fri, 1 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000 An ABC documentary on John Howard with a focus on his final election when he transformed from a politician into a global warming activist http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-118.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-117.htm Wed, 30 May 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Out of touch and isolated the two leads struggle to land a punch in this poll-driven yawn towards oblivion http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-117.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-116.htm Wed, 23 May 2007 09:00:00 +0000 John Howard, the political whetherman, is about to take his best shot at politics http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-116.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-115.htm Fri, 18 May 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Canberra's notorious political gang, the CanBra Boys can't shake the stigma of hard partying and rough factional justice as they battle to survive http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-115.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-114.htm Mon, 14 May 2007 09:00:00 +0000 With policies blazing Australia's elite politicians drop into marginal electorates http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-114.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-113.htm Fri, 11 May 2007 09:00:00 +0000 War isn't funny, and neither is this sorry tale of three bumbling buddies http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-113.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-112.htm Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Declaring he is here to help, Kevin rolls up his sleeves to take care of some really big business http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-112.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-111.htm Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:00:00 +0000 With his buddies stuck in the 1800s our trusty hero Kevin needs to travel back to the future fund http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-111.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-110.htm Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A longtime global warming cynic goes nuclear in his attempt to ensure opposition meltdown http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-110.htm http://www.rockhate.com/letters/index.htm Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Rocket was providing a forum for readers to express themselves long before blogs made it fashionable to post a comment. See what our readers are saying http://www.rockhate.com/letters/index.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700007.htm Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:00:00 +0000 I am the very model of a modern moderate mufti; I've support significant, from the clergy and the laity; My Friday sermons are renowned for being rather radical; And guaranteed to whip the press up something quite hysterical http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700007.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-66.htm Fri, 6 Apr 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A sorry saga of children overboard and political ineptitude as lying politicians try to protect themselves and prevent the truth ever being known http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-66.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-109.htm Wed, 4 Apr 2007 09:00:00 +0000 A powerful leader feeling someone messing with his mind becomes desperate to free himself of inner conflict, guilt and self-doubt http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-109.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-108.htm Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:00:00 +0000 An ageing leader struggles with an ambiguous electorate and the prospect of failure as he nears retirement http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-108.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-106.htm Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:00:00 +0000 During the great political depression wannabe leaders find inspiration in their rural roots http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-106.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-105.htm Sat, 17 Mar 2007 23:00:00 +0000 Gripping drama of tabloid journalism and muck raking at its very best http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-105.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-104.htm Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:00:00 +0000 The only thing blown to shreds in this multi billion dollar flop is the credibility of the aging leads http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-104.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-103.htm Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:00:00 +0000 Another lackluster performance from an under-challenged superhero let down by a disappointing supporting cast http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-103.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-73.htm Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 It couldn't get any worse as two buddies ham it up on the world stage in yet another Hollywood remake http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-73.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-92.htm Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 A semi-retired mufti, jet-lagged and alone in Egypt, struggles with culture and language, as he tries to regain relevance http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-92.htm http://www.rockhate.com/unofficial/howard.htm Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Howard sends troops into marginal electorates http://www.rockhate.com/unofficial/howard.htm http://www.rockhate.com/hanson/index.htm Fri, 9 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Do you remember what you were doing when Pauline was elected? Help us complete the Hanson Timeline http://www.rockhate.com/hanson/index.htm http://www.rockhate.com/hanson/folly.htm Fri, 9 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Scare the living daylights out of your next dinner guests when you serve them Hanson's Folly. Cheap Australian plonk at its very best http://www.rockhate.com/hanson/folly.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700006.htm Wed, 7 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Australian health officials have tried to quell fears over any potential burke flu outbreak after numerous politicians were exposed to the deadly disease http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700006.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-102.htm Sun, 4 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 A government bureaucrat lives a dull existence, until he begins to hear the voices of power brokers telling him what to do http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-102.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-101.htm Sat, 3 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 A bookish politician with very bad foresight who always gets into trouble http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-101.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-100.htm Fri, 2 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 A veteran and cynical politician, close to retirement, is barely tolerated by his less brilliant and acerbic electorate who know nothing about his private life http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-100.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-99.htm Thu, 1 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 A humble diplomat aspires to be Prime Minister. Fuelled by a passion for politics he dons a cape and mask to compete in local elections http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-99.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700005.htm Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Dancing with the Stars celebrity Pauline Hanson shimmies down a parliament house pathway to meet with journalists http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700005.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700004.htm Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Dame Edna Everage, housewife and self-confessed gigastar, will stand for Labor against John Howard in this year's election http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700004.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700003.htm Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:00:00 +0000 New South Wales laws were recently changed to allow Dick Cheney and his personal bodyguards to carry guns while in Sydney http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700003.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700002.htm Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Not content to just mess with the mind of John Howard, Kevin has decided to mess with his image as well http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700002.htm http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700001.htm Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:00:00 +0000 Pauline is planning a political comeback in this year's federal election and autobiography should be selling like hot fish cakes at the end of March http://www.rockhate.com/2007/020700001.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-84.htm Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Political cohorts face nuclear meltdown as this over-hyped, badly scripted plot unravels http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-84.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-94.htm Sun, 4 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000 John Howard and Kevin Rudd. A revolutionary new political technique allows a party room hack to take the physical appearance of a major political leader and infiltrate the working class http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-94.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-97.htm Sat, 17 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Morris Iemma and Peter Debnam set out to discover the mystery behind the disappearing water that plagues the city and threatens their chances of winning the next election http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-97.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-96.htm Sun, 4 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Kevid Rudd and Julia Gillard. All hell breaks loose as Australian voters are left wondering if a fork in the road will lead to a knife in the back. http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-96.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-95.htm Sun, 4 Feb 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Waking up after a long coma the only thing on Julia Gillard's mind is revenge. She is determined to Kill IR Bill and no one is safe from political assassination, not even her leader http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-95.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-93.htm Sun, 28 Jan 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Dumped after a life time force-fed on nothing but Liberal policies Australia's longest-serving female Cabinet minister keeps her mouth firmly shut and her options wide open http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-93.htm http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-91.htm Sat, 27 Jan 2007 13:00:00 +0000 Kevin the prig is scared of the coming election, because he knows that he could end up with more than a few knives in his back. To save his bacon he hatches a plan, and invites Gillard to the party http://www.rockhate.com/posters/pstr-91.htm http://www.rockhate.com/0306.htm Fri, 10 Feb 2006 13:00:00 +0000 Just how many times can Iran, Holocaust and cartoon contest be mentioned on a page http://www.rockhate.com/0306.htm http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead28.htm Thu, 5 Jan 2006 13:00:00 +0000 The proposed legislation, already approved by the National Party, will effectively give domestic farm animals in Queensland the right to vote http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead28.htm http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead24.htm Thu, 5 Jan 2006 13:00:00 +0000 Research shows performance-enhancing drugs are rife in the Australian political system http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead24.htm http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead70.htm Mon, 02 Jan 2006 13:00:00 +0000 Campy opulence and shoulder pads, will ensure viewers can look forward to great trash on CNN http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead70.htm http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead78.htm Sat, 17 Dec 2005 13:00:00 +0000 Full immersion baptism is shaping up as the next sex scandal to hit Christian churches across the globe as numerous born-again Christians launch a class action http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead78.htm http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead81.htm Sun, 11 Dec 2005 13:00:00 +0000 As if the shock and awe tactics were not enough, America is poised to launch another devastating attack on Iraq http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead81.htm http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead77.htm Sun, 11 Dec 2005 13:00:00 +0000 A United Nations' committee has delivered a scathing attack on Australia's treatment of Opposition party members http://www.rockhate.com/articles/lead77.htm